And here’s how it went. No spoilers.
RDJ: Hello, I’m awesome. This is not news.
Evans: Well, my lead-in movie was sort of the best one, so you knew there’d be awesome.
Hemsworth: I am mysteriously back even though they said it was impossible and also, am awesome.
ScarJo: You guys have been waiting for more of my awesome since Iron Man II. Here is it!
Renner: Bringing the dramatic cred, veiny arms and awesome, as you knew I would.
Hiddles: The Internet loves me, and you knew I’d be crazily awesome.
Ruffalo: CASUALLY STROLLING IN AND STEALING YOUR MOVIE HA HA HA HA HA IT’S THE RUFF OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE EAT IT YOU BITCHES I WASN’T EVEN IN ANY OF THE LEAD-IN MOVIES HA HA HA HA HA